Chapter 27 – Collaboration: Bishoujo and Hyahha!

“Нey therе! Кonn-chаa! It’s yоur mаgiсаl girl-tурe streаmer unclе, Вlaсk Реррer Sрicе! And todау, I’vе gоt a huge guеst for а collab! Yау! Are Mr. Chаrаway’s listeners watсhing!?”

※『Wоoooah』『Woооoah』『Кonn-сhаа!』『Wоoooah』『Finаlly with that Сhаrаway!』『Littlе Sрiсe is so сute!』『It’s a hуahha with a beаutiful girl!』『Littlе Spicе’s linеs sound likе the lines оf a guy sending аn NTR vidео letter!』

There аre а lоt оf Mеat Brigаdе fоlks todaу for sоmе rеаsоn…

Chаrаwаy’s роpular, huh. This is good.

In other words, collabing with him could potentially bring in a new layer of listeners.

Alrighty, Spice is gonna give it his all!

『Even his inner thoughts are getting mixed with Little Spice’s speech patterns. That’s good!』

“Hyahha! Today, we’re collabing with that mysterious beautiful girl’s true identity! Black Pepper Spice!! Rejoice, you mohawk crew!!”

Charaway’s listeners are called the “mohawk crew.”

Somehow it feels similar to our Peppers or Meat Brigade… I feel a sense of kinship.

Well, now that greetings to the listeners are done, let’s start clearing the Dungeon.

This time, it’s a sharp-curve road near an old mansion that has undergone Dungeonization.

“Ah, the visibility is terrible. This is just asking for an accident.”

“Spice gets it too, right? This is a bit no-go, huh?”

“Yep yep, Spice is a paper driver, but as a license holder, I can see the problems with this road!”

※『A licensed little girl!!』『Give us a ride!!』『There are some weird listeners here!』『What’s going on?』『Little Spice can drive!?』『Not just a go-kart?』

The listeners’ age groups are all mixed up…

The comments are more numerous than usual too.

As we turned the corner with poor visibility, our field of view suddenly switched.

From the road, to the Dungeon.

There, a curve with even worse visibility stretched on infinitely.

From behind, beep beep! A horn blared.

“Whoa!! A car’s charging in! Not on my watch!!”

Charaway summoned a motorcycle from somewhere and hopped on.

A spiked motorcycle!

He charged straight at the car with it.

The opposing car was half-crushed, rust showing all over, and the driver inside looked like a zombie.

“That car’s a monster, huh. Ew. Oh, Mr. Charaway just split it in two with a tomahawk (rubber blade).”

I can hear his victorious hyahha.

He’s usually such a sensible person, but when he’s streaming, he properly plays an Apocalypse-world-like character.

A pro.

I’ll do my best too!

“Or so I thought, but more cars are coming from this curve too! This is a busy Dungeon, huh.”

※『Be careful, Little Spice!』『Even a forklift would be at a disadvantage here!』

“A forklift isn’t originally a combat vehicle! So, Spice will show off a new technique!”

Scrap car monsters charging at me, horns blaring, no brakes in sight.

I plant my feet and raise my hand towards them.

“Twist, Spiral!”

Squish, my vision warped.

No, the world in front of me warped.

The scrap car monster that flew into it got caught in the twist, BANG! and was flung upwards. Then it crashed hood-first into the road, flipping over and hitting a utility pole on the side.

The following monsters crashed one after another, a continuous cacophony of horns echoing.

What a noisy Dungeon!

“Shut up! What is this place!?”

※『You did it, Master! The new magic is a great success! Though that’s not how it’s normally used, because it’s dangerous!』

“Huh? What’d you say? The horns are too loud, I can’t heeear you!”

※『Since its effective range is only a few meters, magic you can’t use without getting up close is dangerous and isn’t meant for solo use! You’re the first to use it like this, Master! Wow, that’s brave!』

“What’d you saaay!? I can’t heeear you! Damn it, stop with the hooorns!”

※『Little Flota is saying something no joke and it’s hilarious』『Little Spice can’t hear, lucky him lol』『Won’t you check the Archive later?』

Glancing at the comments, I, Spice, sensed it was better not to dig deeper into what Flota was saying.

She never uses Telepathy at times like this!

After that, we discovered these scrap car monsters were also objects and could be floated with Float.

We decided to proceed through the Dungeon by floating several cars and riding on top of them.

“Spice, you’re awesome! You can float something that big!? Hyuu! Then can you float me too?”

“You can’t float living things.”

“I see…”

Charaway looked genuinely disappointed.

From here, our triumphant advance began.

Somehow, we have good compatibility.

Spice releases Float to drop a car, creating an obstacle for the scrap car monsters.

Charaway, leaping over the obstacle, breathes fire or shoots his crossbow from above to finish off the scrap car monsters.

Note, this crossbow uses safe suction-cup-tipped bolts, but inside the Dungeon, Concurrent Viewer Power makes them function properly as bolts.

Or, Charaway distracts a scrap car monster with his bike, and I fly in from the side and Spiral it, making it flip over.

Once flipped, float it again for reuse.

※『Best Match☆』『They’re super strong together!』『Little Spice keeps getting stronger with each stream too!』

“It’s thanks to everyone!”

I waved both hands towards the A-Phone filming me.

And since a smartphone is floating beside me too, I can check my own stream, but.

Oh my?

From behind, a super lowrider car covered in spikes is speeding towards us.

Riding in it are a tough-looking middle-aged man and a flashy-looking woman.

I see the Dungeon Boss’s Grudge Spirit!

『Move it, you bastaaaaards!! Don’t just putter alooooong!! Drive at 200km/h, daaaaaamn it!!』

『Honey, just do it alreeeady!! If we don’t hurry, the limited edition items will sell oooout!! We buy them all up, flip them on Mercari, and make mooooney!!』

“Whoaa!! Zero room for sympathy!!”

“Damn. Their values are Apocalypse-level! Alright, let’s do this!!”

The final act of our teamwork!

Charaway fires his crossbow at the charging lowrider.

The lowrider counters this by throwing out a garbage-filled plastic bag from the window.

“The worst kind of guard!!”

※『Don’t copy that!』『Terrible manners lol』

And when I tried to get close, the driver’s side door opened, scattering cigarette butts in an empty can that billowed smoke into a smokescreen… The worst!?

“Spice, this is it, right? A ‘kill ’em dead’ Sponsored Deal?”

“Agreed!! Let’s crush them thoroughly!!”

Our motivation is maxed out!

While dodging the lowrider’s charge, I float a nearby crushed scrap car monster…

“Hey now! Aren’t you scraping your car’s body? Nyah nyah, your car’s belly is all busted uuup!”

『The hell you say, gyaaaaah!!』

Way too easy to provoke!!

I meet the charging Lowrider Grudge Spirit with the scrap car I floated, sending it into a Spiral!

Bounced off by the spinning scrap car head-on, the Lowrider Grudge Spirit goes into a wheelie, 『Ugwaaah!!』『Ugwaaah!!』.

Naturally, since it’s low to the ground, the rear body scrapes grind grind against the road.

『M-My caaaar!!』

“I’ll make it even cleaner for ya! Hyahhaa!!”

Here comes Charaway, charging from behind on his bike!

The front of the bike has something like a rotating saw attached.

The sponge blade, powered by the Dungeon’s Concurrent Viewer Power, exhibits the strength of a real blade!

『Ugwaaah!!』

The Lowrider Grudge Spirit, which had become a Grudge Spirit by digging its own grave (lit. “digging its okama”), was scrapped by having its grave dug.

“Thematically, it ended cleanly, huh! The Dungeon is dissolving!”

“Man, that was a new type of Dungeon! But we’re the strongest tag team!”

“Yep yep! We have good compatibility!”

※『Little Spice has good compatibility with Charaway!?』『Visually, it’s a problem!』『But they’re both uncles…』

That’s right!

And so, our collab name became ‘Charais,’ and this stream was met with tremendous acclaim.

And finally…

Black Pepper Spice, stream Monetization…!!