Chapter 205 – Graz's Famous River Descent Battle

“Аlright thеn, Sрiсе and I will battle whilе rаfting down the rivеr!!”

We deсidеd tо sесurе our territоry befоrе the witсh арреarеd and thе river beсаmе dуed with pаint-like сolors.

“Streаm stаrting! Konn-chaа! Нello hello! This is Sрiсe! Right off the bat—Mеtаmorphоse!! Аquа Sрiсe!”

※『Konn-chаa!?』『Whoа stаrting with sсhool swimsuit!?』『Sеrviсе scenе start!?』『It’s dawn in Grаz—』

“I want a swimsuit too~. Snоw Whitе—”

『Well, I supроse wе have nо choicе! When wе rеturn to Kansas, let’s gаther frаgmеnts. Оncе we get а nеw Мetamоrphоsе, wе саn crеаtе a nеw fоrm!』

“Yeaah!”

Wow—Snow White can do various things even with just one book.

Impressive!

『She’s the only one with a Grimoire that can manipulate two types of attributes, you see. She’s the most versatile in legitimate ways. Now then, let’s snatch water control from that colorful idiot!』

“So with that, through listener participation, we’ll seize control of the Mule River from the Witch of Colors! Spell incantation, come on!!”

※『Whoooooa!!』『Let’s make that witch choke on our power!!』『We’ll show her what’s what!』『Hand it over! The water is mine!』『Your water is mine too』『Calm down lol!』

“Let’s make that witch choke on our power! We’ll show her what’s what—! Hand it over, the water is mine! Your water is mine too! Water Ship!”

※『Who’d adopt such a terrible incantation lol!?』『They actually picked up my joke, I’m dying』『Look at that! Because I chanted with giant-ism, the water ship…』『It’s a pirate ship—!!』

“I see…! Involving viewers to create a major movement, countering magic power with memes…! This is the new generation of streamers. We Exorcists need to power up to match the new era too.”

“Do your best! Well then, let’s go, Windy. See ya later, mister!”

We parted ways with the Exorcist Association director who’d been jogging here.

Amidst the paint-like substance flowing downstream, a deep blue water pirate ship floated.

Even when Spice and Windy jumped down with “Hoooi!” “Toou!”, it caught them with a boing.

Like a waterbed!

“Ehh, well then—. While fighting, I thought we’d conduct proper information gathering against the Witch of Colors!!”

“Yeess! Let’s interview!”

Around the pirate ship was clean water.

The flow right beside us was mixed with paint-like colors.

From there, screaming “Uboaaaaaaah~!”, a gigantic, vividly colored old lady rose up.

This feels like raid battle scale!!

“Konn-chaa!!”

“Helloo helloo!”

『Aaaaaah! Ooooooh!!』

Screaming, the witch created waves of color.

Clumps of paint splashed, exploding violently upon hitting the water’s surface.

Moreover, the paint adhering to the pirate ship began slowly encroaching.

『Hmph, if you dare—! For mere lumps of impurity to try encroaching upon the pure water power of this Marinna! It’s laughable enough to make my side hurt!!』

“She’s getting angry like Flota.”

『Water Shiiip—!! Fire—!! Washing Bullet—!!』

“Whoa, the cleaning magic from before became cannonballs and is blasting away!”

Bang bang, water cannonballs were fired.

When these hit the paint-colored water surface, the colors there were blown away all at once.

They also struck the witch, her massive body being carved away with “Ugwaaah!”

The cross-section is paint too, huh!

“Excuse us during the battle—!”

『Ugooooh!!』

“I think you’re a clone too—, but where’s your main body—!”

『Ngwaaaaah!!』

“Spice, this person has completely lost it—”

※『Words don’t get through!』『What should we do—』『Counter madness with madness, yeah—!』

“Whoa, a good comment came in! That’s it!”

“Spice is going to do something? Then I’ll attack the colorful old lady—!”

Windy began firing ice bullets using the Water Ship’s cannons.

So reliable—!

Massive chunks froze the incoming paint attacks and blasted them away.

Meanwhile, Spice’s magic preparation complete!

Mentaris spawned and popped out of the bag.

『My job, ’tis? Metamorphose!』

“Transform! Mind Spice! Well then, let’s give it a try—! Umm… first, Shock!”

I threw a small stone lifted from the riverbed and imbued it with Shock magic!

When it hit, the witch twitched a little.

At this scale, it’s no good, huh.

『Shock is a bit weak, ’tis. Hard Shock would just blow away the opponent’s consciousness, ’tis. Here… I think Master doesn’t use this much, ’tis, but I’ll reveal a new magic, ’tis~』

“Whooa!! What is it?”

『Insanity! A magic that makes the opponent lose their sanity, ’tis.』

“Ooh? So blow away madness with madness?”

『Simply put, yes, ’tis~. The mechanism determines the opponent’s current emotions as sanity, ’tis. So if we make this currently deranged witch lose her emotions…』

“She becomes sane!”

『That’s how it is, ’tis! However—! To contend with witch-class, deep contact is necessary, ’tis~! With just me, this is difficult!』

“Meaning~?”

When Spice posed the question to the stream screen, the comment section erupted.

※『This is what the Little Witch Duo is for!』『Go for it, Little Windy!!』『Go go—!』

“Yess! I’ll do it!!”

『Somehow, getting cheered on makes power well up strangely!? What is this!? But well, fine!』

Pure white wings appeared on Windy’s back, and she flew up high.

“Achoo—! Windy Strike Second!!”

Windy Strike!

Last time it was a piercing kick clad in ice, but this time it’s a kick clad in wind!

Windy, accelerating fiercely, bounced away all incoming paint and slammed into the Witch of Colors!

Then, a huge ripple appeared on the paint surface of the witch.

That ripple spread instantly from the witch to the water’s surface.

『Ugwaah!?』

The witch’s massive body reeled back.

Spice was already bringing the ship closer!

“Can I ask you something—!! Insanity!!”

Spice’s punch pierced the witch’s paint body.

From there, the magical wave that blows away sanity was sent in.

『Ugwagagagagagaga!! You newest witches!! To think it would come to thiiis!!』

“Where is your main body—?”

『Such a thing! I’d never tell—』

“Additional Drunk!”

『Ugwaah!』

“Where do you live now—?”

『An office building… in Graz suburbs…!』

Just as sanity surfaced in her consciousness, I rattled her self-control with Drunk and forced her to talk!

『As expected of Master, ’tis an outrageous interrogation, ’tis!! Never seen anything like this—!』

『You’re something, aren’t you? That was refreshing.』

『Right—! Master is amazing! This is what you call corporate experience that witches don’t have!!』

“When you drink and get plastered, you start blabbering, after all—”

And so, after pulling my arm out, Form Change!

Once again, Aqua Spice!

“Here we go—Windy! Let’s launch her—!! Took control of the water domain—!! Gather, water! Launch, water! Rip this one off the paint and up into the sky! Super Geyser!!”

The next moment, responding to Spice’s incantation, the water of the Mule River surged upward all at once.

An attack like a geyser or fountain!

『Ugwaah!!』

The Witch of Colors’ clone had her massive body launched into the sky.

“Target, lock on!! Windy~! Strike! Achoo—!!”

Windy, flying upward upside-down toward the sky!

Clad in wind and ice all over, locking onto the witch with a fierce whirlwind!

Freezing the paint body with low temperature… and.

“Impact!”

『Ugwaah!!』

The Windy Kick pierced through the witch’s massive body!

The Witch of Colors, scattering into pieces!

“Taa-ma-yaa—!”

Spice couldn’t help but shout.

Well now, under the sparkling morning sun, the scattered paint reflected beautifully.