Chapter 266 – Don't Underestimate the Dungeon

“Heу, kids! Sрiсе is hеre to savе уou! If yоu’re alivе, givе mе а shоut!”

Yеlling at the tоp of mу lungs, I еnter thе Dungеоn!

Тhе stairs immеdiatеly try tо swаllоw mе up. Whoа, livelу Dungeon, huh? I’m kinda imрrеssed.

But this is how yоu dеal with a Dungeon with bad mаnnеrs!

“Spiral! Get all messеd uр!!”

『Uguwaaаh!!』

Thе stаirs lеt оut a death crу and shattеrеd tо pieсеs.

Оh, it vanished аnd turned into а small Dungeon Cоrе.

So the whоlе thing is a Dungеon from thе visible outside, huh?

Wаit, the Dungеоn’s threat level hasn’t rеallу gоnе down muсh, has it?

※『Little Sрiсе’s violent аttaсk is оut!』『Таught bу Flotа!』『Тhе offеnsivе Spiral, he’s really gotten the hang of it』

“It started as a Defensive Magic, you know. Here we go! Knock knock knock, coming in~ Oh, the door’s locked… Spiral!!”

The closed door gets caught in a spiral and crushed with a Dugshaa!!

“Excuse me! Hey! Kid! Are you alive or dead? Answer me!”

※『What he’s shouting is dangerous, but his voice is Little Spice’s, so…』『Cute cute』『Ahh~, I want to be treated like a kid too~』

“Spice doesn’t treat sensible people like kids, you know! Youngsters who clearly join high-mortality chicken races are kids! This time, they were just doing a chicken race to stand out, right? Whoa, monster!”

『Gugyagyagyagyagyaa!』

Green slime takes physical form and lunges to swallow Spice!

Nah, Spice’s eyes are sharp, you know.

I can see clothes floating inside the slime that look like one of the youngsters I saw earlier!

Looks like he got eaten and dissolved!

“Evade with Flight! Well, even if it hit me, I’d totally overpower it! But here, efficiency first… Metamorphose, Ignite!”

『Baton pass, here we go!』

『Yeah, my turn!!』

Spice transforms into an orange heroic Magical Girl.

And from above the slime,

“I’ll cremate you! Fireball… well, not really, I’m just dropping it, so I won’t even stabilize the shape, just plain fire… Firefall!!”

A waterfall-like cascade of fire comes pouring down.

Engulfed by this, the slime evaporates while saying things like 『Uguwaaah!! Without any hesitation at all~!!』

“Seems like a pretty dangerous Dungeon, huh. Looks like one youngster died right off the bat, but this level of killing intent is impressive. Meat Brigade! Don’t go near Dungeons!”

※『Dungeons are scary~』『In other videos, there’s stuff going around about how Dungeons aren’t a threat anymore』『Watching this Stream, I can tell Dungeons are still totally dangerous』

“Right. Let’s protect ourselves and move on!”

The Meat Brigade is honest and really good.

『Master, how many of those youngsters do you think survived?』

“Zero, maybe? A Dungeon that kills the first one this easily definitely has no human heart or anything! This place only sees humans as food! Let’s destroy it quickly!!”

Next, a girl is trapped inside slippery, slimy mucus!

Whoa, her agonized expression would be problematic for the video, so I’ll censor it with a flower field here.

Note: She’s already dead!

I cremate this one with a Juuu sound too.

“See, like this. When you do Dungeon Streams, there are quite a few cases like this where you couldn’t save them…! People who get caught in Dungeons and survive, it’s simply because they were lucky. In a max-killing-intent Dungeon like this, you normally die instantly.”

The Stream is turning into one that educates about Dungeon strength.

But, judging from the Meat Brigade’s atmosphere, it feels like a big success.

Even the Labyrinth Ministry person who came to the Comment Section is cheering us on!

※『Good, keep it up! Dungeons are dangerous!』

I see, I see.

“This time, I’ll do a Stream to tell everyone how dangerous Dungeons are! Unless you become a Streamer, even approaching them is dangerous! If you get caught, hide somewhere, and while you still have signal, call the Labyrinth Ministry for help!”

Note: Among the caught youngsters, there was one who desperately hid in the shadow of a sofa and survived!

Amazing!

“E-everyone else was running away screaming ‘Kyaa!’ or ‘Uwaa!’… I was the only one too scared to move, so I just stayed still in the shadow of a nearby sofa.”

“Amazing, amazing! That’s the ideal move for someone who can’t fight! Are you the only survivor? I see. It was a tragic incident, huh.”

“Eeh!? E-e-everyone died!? Gyihye!”

“If you make weird screams, monsters will come!”

“Mugu”

The youngster covers his own mouth!

And so, I confront the monster at the deepest part of the Dungeon—a huge face fused with fireplace-like decorations!

The surviving youngster almost loses his sanity all at once!

Dange-rous!

I’ll take it down fast!

“This time, I won’t be taking Incantation requests!! Take this!! Spiral + Fireball equals… Firestorm!!”

A raging storm of fire burns the final room to ashes!

I twist and tear apart the burned, degraded parts with Spiral!!

『Uguwaaah!!』

That face that seemed to drive anyone who saw it mad was no threat at all once crisply burned up.

“Alrighty, let’s go back, let’s go back. Hey, youngster! Those who survive have a responsibility that comes with surviving.”

“Hyii! W-what should I do!?”

“Your job is to spread the word to other people you know—Dungeons are scary, don’t go near them! If you dance in front of a Dungeon, you die!”

“Gyihye!”

And so, the long-awaited Dungeon Stream came to an end.

One person rescued!

Humans, many forget the heat once it’s past their throats, so when they feel a little safe, they do reckless things like this.

I hope they’ll regain their senses and keep their distance from Dungeons!