Chapter 313 – Various Things About Merchandise Design

“Whоа!? Littlе Sрice aсrуlic stands аre finallу hарреning!? Fuhуa~. I want оne!! And I wаnt mу own rооm tо disрlаy stuff likе that tоo~”

“I’m glad уоu’rе hаppу abоut it, dear. We’ll соordinate the dеtаils through Zakko from herе, but thе general user pеrsрectivе is valuаblе… А rоom, huh. Should I ask the Рresident?”

I аskеd.

“Surе thing”

She agrееd immеdiatelу, warping sрacetime tо сreatе а roоm connеcted to thе Jaраnese-style roоm.

Wherе dоеs this evеn lead tо…?

In tеrms оf floor рlan, it оvеrlарs with thе Othеrwоrld rоom.

“Wоо! My own room!! With this method, we can add rooms for the babies too, right!?”

“Hmm, the ‘room created through warped spacetime’ part bothers me, but it’s the President, so I guess it’s fine…”

I’d bought a 2LDK apartment with no plans for many children, but with the Otherworld room and Mashiro’s room, it’s become a 4LDK.

Is it going to keep increasing…!?

Anyway.

Since Mashiro’s friends include the Meat Brigade, we started researching what kind of goods they’d want while gathering their opinions.

“Seventy percent of Spice’s listeners are men, thirty percent women, so I think goods that appeal to men would be best.”

“Why are seventy percent of a male streamer’s listeners men…? Is it because Papa is just too cute?”

“Spice sells on cuteness.”

So, plushies then.

I often see plushie activity reports flowing through Tsubuyakix.

“Plushies…”

“I want them! I want all modes! I’ll sleep with them in bed!”

“But I’m sleeping right next to you?”

“Sleeping with the real thing and a plush is bliss. Wife privileges.”

“True…”

She was Spice’s very first listener, after all.

“What ideas did Mashiro’s friends have?”

“Let’s see… Mugs, keychains, pin badges… PC.”

“I see, I see… PC!? Spice’s PC!?”

Something outrageous arrived.

That’s a bit beyond what Mr. Bandersnatch alone can handle.

Let’s just note the idea.

The actual products will probably be ready around April or May, but by then, Spice’s decisive battle might already be over.

Thinking about it, we’ve come a long way…

I watch my children being raised amidst the chaos, surrounded by seven Grimoires.

Hmm, a Witch’s emotional education.

Then I check Tsubuyakix for Kiraboshi Hazuki’s final event.

In the current streamer industry, the person who set the direction for goods won’t be around by the time my goods come out.

This also makes me feel sentimental.

Oh, an email notification…!

Speak of the devil, it’s from Ms. Hazuki.

“Rehearsal for the final event. Got it, got it. There’s a script attached. That high school girl even wrote a script!?”

Feeling surprised, I start reading through it.

She’s just too multi-talented.

She single-handedly changed the world of Adventure Streamers.

The world will undoubtedly be divided into pre-Kiraboshi Hazuki and post-Kiraboshi Hazuki eras.

The script… here and there, there are these unreasonable requests for funny gags…

We’ll need to meet face-to-face and discuss this, won’t we?

Thus, after reading the script, I headed to the final event venue while simultaneously working on goods production…

By the way, regarding the goods, we decided to do an advance sale only for the acrylic stands, which apparently can be made quickly.

This actually has a Spice combat strength enhancement meaning too.

By having the Meat Brigade place Spice acrylic stands within reach, they’ll serve as antennas to gather concurrent viewers.

Through that, we can expect to gain an advantage in the battle against the Most Ancient Witch.

I’m counting on you, Mr. Bandersnatch!

Hurry up with the acrylic stand production!

That’s why we had them take photos of Spice looking super cute, after all.

On the way to the venue, shocking news keeps popping up online.

In America, a hero team centered around Mecha Hazuki is formed!!

A hero team centered around Mecha Hazuki!?

Not a single word is processing in my head!?

Ah, Kaiware is among the members!!

And even with that potential, Kushi, the Cardinal Sin of Lust, absolutely won’t step into the spotlight.

She prioritizes her own enjoyment, that’s her style.

The world is changing into a new form.

It’s an era where each country fights Dungeons with its own power.

In China, a new Mecha Hazuki is being built, huh?

That country was pushed to the brink and saved by Kiraboshi Hazuki’s visit.

While gradually reclaiming their original territory, they are acquiring the power to fight.

So, the design illustration for China Mecha Hazuki was released…

Haha~, Mecha Hazuki in a China Dress!!

Her hair is in buns, twirling on both sides.

This is cute.

And even without Kiraboshi Hazuki, our country still has Beelzebub.

Well, she’s basically the same person anyway.

Thinking this, I arrive at the location.

I could have gone by Flight, but this time I wanted to get various work done, so I used public transportation.

The moment I step out of the taxi, I use Metamorphose to become Spice!

The driver exclaims “Whoa!” in shock.

“Wow~, this huge event hall, huh~. Little Hazuki, huh~. Things have gotten incredible~”

And thus, Spice participates in the rehearsal!