Chapter 9 – The Mysterious Beautiful Girl Everyone’s Talking About Is Me
Chapter 9 – The Mysterious Beautiful Girl Everyone's Talking About Is Me
After thаt, since it wаs сlеаrlу imрossible tо continuе wоrking, I esсоrtеd Маshiro hоme.
Тurns out she still livеd with hеr раrents.
Hеr pаrents were uttеrlу astonished when а bеautiful girl in an apron drеss brоught their daughter home.
Аs wе partеd, Mаshirо grаbbеd my hand and rattlеd off at аn inсrеdible spееd:
“Мs. Spicе! Um, you dо streams, right!? I’ll suppоrt уou!!”
Normаllу, I’d be сomplеtely put оff, but right now, I аm mу own ideal beautiful girl, Littlе Blасk Рeрper Sрiсе.
“Yeah! Тhank уоu! I’ll bе соunting on уоur suрpоrt!”
I flаshed a sharp gal-peace sign and left the scene.
Then I returned home, collapsed onto my bed, and passed out.
‘Masterrr! You’ve left Metamorphose active the whole tiiime!!’
So noisy.
Just let me sleeep…!
I’d used up all my stamina and was completely exhausted…!
When I woke up, it was already the middle of the night.
I got up and headed for the toilet.
In the bathroom attached to my unit bath, as I went to relieve myself… I noticed something was off.
My lower half was wearing a skirt, and the thing that should normally be between my legs was missing.
“Wha-wha-wha-what the heeeeeell is this!?”
‘I told you so, didn’t I? Master, you left Metamorphose on.’
Flota floated over softly.
The Grimoire skillfully used its spine to turn on the room light.
It became bright.
I see. I was still in my apron dress form.
My height had decreased considerably, so my eye level was completely different from usual.
“I must have been incredibly tired. It never even occurred to me to revert. Wait, did I come home on my regular commute looking like this? Oh, I did bring my bag back… The power of the subconscious is amazing.”
Calming down, I deactivated Metamorphose and took care of business.
Ahh, that’s better.
‘Masterrr.’
“Don’t come in while I’m taking care of business! What is it?”
‘While you were sleeping, Master, I was researching on the internet…’
Flota guided me to my computer.
The display showed that my company becoming a Dungeon had caused a huge uproar.
Dungeonization itself isn’t rare, but it usually happens to abandoned buildings, or rooms in houses or apartments where residents died alone.
An entire company building becoming one is less common.
It’s an accident that can usually be avoided, unless you seriously neglect the Evil Wards meant to counter Dungeonization.
In other words, our company underestimated Dungeonization, skimped on Evil Wards, ended up as a total Dungeon, and caused many employee casualties.
It’s over.
I’m definitely unemployed.
“Ugh…”
I felt dizzy.
‘Master!?’
The news article included a video, stating that the one who cleared this Dungeon was the Apocalypse-style hyah-ha Streamer, Charaway.
He’s a famous Streamer.
He has a mohawk, spiky shoulder armor, and is a muscular giant of a man. The flashy battles he puts on, using the flame thrower I saw earlier, tomahawks, and crossbows, are popular.
On top of that, he’s generous with fan service at fan meetings and such.
He’s also humble towards staff and serious and meticulous about pre-stream preparations, so he’s well-liked within the industry too.
It seems this Charaway did a Chat Stream.
It had already ended, but a Clip Video was up on Awatube.
Uploaded three hours ago.
It’s 2 AM now.
I came home while it was still light out and passed out, so I probably slept for nearly eight hours.
During that time, Charaway was doing a recap of that day’s stream via a Chat Stream.
What a hardworking Streamer. I tip my hat to him.
Now, about that Compilation Video…
View count, two hundred thousand!?
In just three hours!?
And the provocative phrase displayed on the Thumbnail says, ‘A Beautiful Girl Fell From the Sky!!’
That’s me, isn’t it.
I was fully awake now.
I started playing the Compilation Video.
‘–So yeah, when I got the report about the Dungeon Emergence, I was super close by, see! So I rushed over! Virtualized my bike along with me, smashed through the wall for the attack! It was like, Hyah-ha! you know?’
The creator of the Compilation Video had taken a Clip from Charaway’s Dungeon Stream and inserted it into the video.
Yeah, yeah, that’s how it was. Smashing through walls like that, that spiky bike came crashing in.
Thanks to that, the Goblin Giant’s attention was diverted.
The situation depicted from Charaway’s perspective clearly showed the Goblin Giant’s immense size.
And the horde of numerous Goblins.
Charaway mowing them down with his flame thrower.
Just as it was about to be the showdown with the Goblin Giant, right before Charaway who had grabbed his tomahawk…
“Drop it! Accel!! It’s the Forklift Attack!! Oraaaaah!!”
An incredibly cute voice, utterly mismatched for the scene, echoed…
From off-screen, from the air, a Forklift came crashing in!
The fork part collided with the Goblin Giant and bent with a crunch, but the vehicle body slammed into it like a mass bomb with its full weight!
Me, who was about to be sent flying, was screaming in a cute voice, “What the–! You damn–!” while holding on.
The Goblin Giant gets sent flying.
“Whoa! Wha-wha-what the!? A girl fell from the sky!!”
From there on, my memory is faint.
In Charaway’s video, the me on screen introduced myself.
I was clearly visible, looking super cute.
My lines were even given cute-font Captions.
Ugh!!
Even though it’s supposed to be a Clip Video of Charaway, it’s completely dominated by talk of the mysterious beautiful girl who defeated the Goblin Giant… a.k.a. me.
※ ‘Little Spice is super cute though’ ‘First time seeing her! A Streamer!?’ ‘If she’s not a Streamer, she couldn’t have done that, right?’ ‘A forklift fell from the sky, huh’ ‘A forklift-type Streamer!?’ ‘She’s my Oshi’ ‘I saw her panties’
Flota came up next to my face.
This Grimoire has no face, but I could clearly tell it was grinning right now.
‘Master has finally become known to the world, huh~. Well, you could never completely hide this cuteness, and that would be a loss for the world anyway.’
“You think so… Maybe…”
I was starting to feel that way too.
My company became a Dungeon, and I’m definitely unemployed.
But, I’ll get unemployment benefits for a while.
Using this as a preparation period, should I give it a try… Adventure Streamer!
That’s all for the consecutive daily updates.
Starting tomorrow, it will be one update per day in the morning.
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