Chapter 57 – Let's go on a long trip, Isekai Touring!

Тhе Lаbуrinth Мinistry had requеstеd data frоm a somеwhаt distаnt rеgiоn.

In оther words, thеy wantеd аn esсоrt fоr а lоng-distanсe triр.

Of cоursе, I аgrеed.

Thе prоblem was that sinсе the only entrаnсe was that window, we соuldn’t bring in any means of trаnsрortatiоn…

“Woо! Тhаt’s еasy to solvе. You cаn stоrе a vehiсlе likе a bike insidе an offiсial A-Phonе.”

“Wh-whаt?!”

Charаwаy, whо we had сalled in as bаckuр, sаid something astonishing.

Cоme tо think оf it, during thе battlе with the Witch оf Flаmе, Freyа, he shоwеd uр оn а bike thаt shоuldn’t hаve bееn loaded in his car…

“Wouldn’t the Labyrinth Ministry have a buggy that can be stored in an A-Phone?”

“We do indeed.”

Shino nodded repeatedly.

Looking at her, Charaway groaned.

“What is it?”

“Why are you looking at me and Ms. Shino alternately?”

“Well, I was just thinking you both transform from adult men into little girls…”

“Birds of a feather flock together, as they say.”

Shino chuckled in a somewhat fox-like manner.

Well then, the Labyrinth Ministry folks arrived.

The people from the cooperating company from last time were with them too.

“A storable buggy? Yes, we have one, though it’s top secret. Actually, without it, long-distance travel in the Otherworld would be impossible.”

The official said it as if it were obvious.

I see…

Technology in this world has advanced to unimaginable levels.

“If we’re talking about that, Ms. Spice, even though you have an unofficial civilian A-Phone, how come its response and other functions surpass the official ones?”

“Ah, that’s because I was educated by my Grimoire.”

‘I raised him!’

‘No, I raised him!’

‘Nice to meet you.’

And so, a lively long-distance trip in the Otherworld began.

Of course!

I’m streaming!

Form Change into Ignite Spice…!

“Helloo! Hey theree! It’s Black Pepper Spice~! Today, since we’ve been wandering around inside the Otherworld city until now, we’re doing a project to go a bit farther out. Sponsored by the Labyrinth Ministry~. Look, that black armored buggy you can see over there is the Labyrinth Ministry’s… armored buggy!?”

※ ‘Helloo!’ ‘Hey theree!!’ ‘Whoa, how far are you going?’ ‘The Labyrinth Ministry’s vehicle looks tough!’

“We made it so it won’t break easily in various situations.”

※ ‘Little Shino is here!’ ‘Just having Little Shino around makes the Labyrinth Ministry’s scary image fade a lot, huh?’ ‘Cute as always today.’

“Fufu, thank you kindly.”

“Nice follow-up, Ms. Shino! You seem really embarrassed though! Also, Spice alone can’t operate the vehicle! You know, because of height and stuff.”

※ ‘Little Spice is tiny after all~’ ‘How tall are you?’

“With heels, about 130 cm. Everything in the world looks huge to me~”

※ ‘Tiny!’ ‘Cute!!’ ‘I thought he was small, but he’s that small!’

“Sooo, this time, Spice will be riding on Little Chara’s bike with Ms. Shino! Riding double isn’t good, but the Otherworld is extraterritorial, so~!”

“Hyahaa!! Leave it to meee!!”

Charaway, who looked about 190 cm tall, appeared, making the comment section erupt.

※ ‘A mohawked, spiked-shoulder-pad, sunglasses-wearing muscular giant giving a little girl a ride!?’ ‘As always, this is too much of an incident lol’ ‘Could Charaway’s bike even fit three people?’

“I can transform like this as well.”

With a doron sound effect, Shino turned into a fox.

So Spice will be holding this, right?

※ ‘She turned into a fox!’ ‘So cute~!’ ‘What was that sound just now?’

“That was an SE Floppy synthesized for us~”

※ ‘Amazing’ ‘Little Floppy is a genius’ ‘Cute’

‘I’m honored.’

Floppy swayed in the air.

Is it embarrassed?

‘Wooooooh! This is thanks to our elite education!!’

‘Worship us, your teachers!’

And so the Grimoire was raging.

With this lively crew, the stream started.

Charaway’s bike had a very large backrest behind the seat.

It had spikes and shone dazzlingly.

It was a very Apocalypse-like design, but thanks to this, Spice could fit snugly inside.

Note: The spikes were made of sponge and were soft.

“Umm, if I sit, Spice won’t be able to see anything… so heave-ho!”

Spice leaned against the backrest and stood up!

“Like this, standing up, I’ll place my hands on Little Chara’s shoulders and stream! Yep yep, this reckless posture is only possible thanks to levitation magic! Everyone, absolutely do not try to imitate this, okay~?”

“Hyahaa!! Ah! A fox is on my mohawk!!”

※ ‘Not doing it, not doing it lol’ ‘With Little Shino joining, it’s kinda like the Bremen Town Musicians’ ‘On the apocalyptic bike, a mohawk, on the mohawk (physically) Little Spice, and on the mohawk (physically) Little Shino!’

We’ve ended up in a pose that’s just too interesting for streaming…

The bike started moving.

The large, thick spiked tires were no match for the rough, cracked cobblestones.

“The base is an off-road bike!! I modified it too much to use on public roads!! Hyahaa!!”

“Glad you can run to your heart’s content, Little Charaaa!”

“Really am!! Besides, I can only use it for Dungeon Streams like last time! Ahh… I’m really glad I can ride on roads…”

He seems a bit moved, doesn’t he?

We circled around the town.

It was a fairly large, European-style fantasy world townscape.

Here and there were vacant lots that seemed to have collapsed, with plants growing thickly.

Probably there were wooden houses.

“Kon kon.”

“What’s wrong, Ms. Shino? Ah, when you turn into a fox, you can’t really speak freely?”

Ms. Shino nodded repeatedly.

She could do something like telepathy with Spice, but since her vocal cords were animal, she couldn’t produce words.

So here…

“Floppy, translate!”

‘Understood. Launching the Wan Nyan translation app. Lady Shino says, “Several decades have passed since this town was abandoned.”‘

“Ah, you can tell from how the plants have grown? I see~”

The Labyrinth Ministry people stopped their car and started taking photos and videos.

They were collecting plants and soil too.

And we haven’t even left the town yet!

“Hurry, hurry~!”

※ ‘They’re being rushed by Little Spice and panicking!’ ‘There are people who rush the Labyrinth Ministry…’ ‘This little girl might be a big shot.’

“Because I want to see the scenery outside quickly! That’ll make for better footage too!”

Hearing Spice’s words, Flota said with deep emotion, ‘Master has completely assimilated, hasn’t he~!’